“Don’t tell me a little, tell me a lot about yourself. Tell me about girls and your social life.”
Well, let me be straight forward. These aren’t my hobbies and interests, these are just true and random facts that aren’t obvious from my blog. So if you really want to know a good chunk of me, I’d suggest reading the whole thing. The facts go from deep broad shit, to random funny things.
Before people meet me, they assume I’m some “too cool, intimidating, judgemental, mean” guy just because of my looks. About half of my good friends thought that of me, until I shattered their assumptions. I’m a generally nice guy, but I like to tease people a lot, but it’s all in the fun of joking around. When I say I like to tease people a lot, it’s an understatement. I live an IDGAF lifestyle. Not the type where one doesn’t care about what he/she physically does, but the type where one doesn’t Give A Fuck about what people think of him/her. As a result, peer pressure is nothing to me.
I’m not that guy at parties who tries to get shitfaced. I’m the one who helps the person that’s shitfaced. I’ve never smoked, nor do I plan to. Pretty much all my friends do, but I turn it down every single time. I respect their decisions, but don’t expect me to ever be on that “Yo kush is my life” shit. I say “no” more than I ever say “yes”. You think I’m a square because of it? I really don’t give a fuck. I hang out with all types of people, whether you’re popular or not. I hangout more with the more popular side of the circle but I also love to hangout with the other half. Why? I find something to like about everyone I meet.
Because of this, I stray away from drama. I’m rarely involved in drama but when I am, it goes away fast. I treat girls with respect. Even though I like to pull women jokes, I really don’t mean them. I hate guys who treat their girlfriends like shit because they really need to appreciate and admire that beautiful girl who’s there for them and vice versa. I love old people. Their smiles are contagious and their the funnest to talk to. When I’m driving and I get pissed at some other driver, I make sure they’re not old so I don’t feel bad calling that person a fuckin’ dumbass.
I like getting people into awkward situations. I honestly enjoy them. My favorite awkward situations are when they’re in a car and I embarrass you at a stoplight with the cars on the sides of us. Windows down too motherfucker. I love to meet new people but I will admit, I have a hard time remembering girls names. I mean, I really have a hard time remembering girls names. I’m stubborn as fuck. It’s hard for someone to change the direction of my opinion. I have a phenomenal forehead. My flow is gracious. Seriously, catch it in my newest music video, “McBallin” by Adrizzle & Saucy. Please don’t take me seriously, because half of the time I’m not being serious when I’m talking about how g4nG$t3r and fR3$h I am.
I’m family oriented. I will kill any plans I have if a family event comes up. I rarely get mad at anyone. But when I am mad, I go fucking crazy. I am normally a peaceful guy but if you do anything to fuck with me/friends/family, I’ll hurt you mentally first then physically. I cuss way too much for my own good. I overuse the word “nigga” and “faggot” and I feel really bad when I use them. I’m horrible at communication. I barely reply to texts, answer calls, or reply on facebook. Reason why I never answers your tumblr asks, sorry!
And another thing is, I tend to get lazy a lot. Reason why I’ll finish here.
